Law Office of Steven B. Chroman P.C. Santa Clarita Divorce Article: A Time to Give Thanks

A Time to Give Thanks

By Steven B. Chroman, Attorney at Law

I want to take a moment as the holiday seasons approach and say, thank you.  Thank you Santa Clarita for being supportive of my small business and allowing me the opportunity to work with and help guide you in a most sensitive of matters.  In a referral based business, it is your reputation and the relationships that make a difference at the end of the day.   I wish you all a happy and healthy Thanksgiving.  On that note, I wanted to leave you with a little divorce humor.

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.
“Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams.
“We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the father says. “We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her.” 
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like heck they’re getting divorced,” she shouts, “I’ll take care of this.”
She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, “You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. “Okay” he says, “they’re coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way. 

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